eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime
where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave
fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist
These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.
love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock
Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-
I LOVE pranks that involve waiting to see how long someone takes to notice something but man do I not have the patience
Pranked a roommate into thinking that at the end of the Blair Witch Project, the Blair witch turns to the camera, cackles, and goes “TIS I, THE BLAIR WITCH!!!” Spent weeks quoting that in a ridiculous voice and hyping the movie up until she finally agreed to watch it with me. When the credits rolled with no voice line she was furious and beat the fuck out of me with every stuffed animal and pillow on her bed.
Ive always wondered does nasa provide the random measurements or does the media have like a ‘weight to familiar unit’ guy who they feed the numbers to?
